Morning Fluff: Sea otter pup Cayucos was clearly engineered by mad scientists at an evil laboratory dedicated to destroying the world through cuteness.
[sisfti.]
Via The Daily What
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
some teenagers have to save the world from a giantass bird that eats memories and spits out poison and they can barely even go outside without having a fit
People from all over the world fighting over an evil sword and a good sword; with the occasional Jedi/Sith thrown in there for some reason.
the ending sucks ass
your mom and brother die and you’re left sobbing at your computer in front of your family
Dumb teenagers jumping into TVs.
Some retard ass hick worm in a suit does random shit in space. He always get cockblocked at the end of the game.
Some retarded blue haired fag tries to become king with some whore and an angel slut
>:I
You parents freakin’ DIE, and you wake up to find yourself wearing ‘Daisy Dukes’ while someone is trying to kill you. Spend a million hours fucking level grinding with a bunch of flat chested bitches, only to watch everything turn into a huge, sappy-ass love fest.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Saw these cheap canvas shoes at Wal-Mart today, so I decide to buy them. And decorate them~
Little Skiing Kid Can’t Pizza, Crashes
Plain and simple. If you french fry when you should pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.
(Source: College Humor)
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